A week ago, I got a call from a friend who works at our local pharmacy. They had a half-dozen doses of COVID-19 vaccine that, if not used by 6 p.m. that evening, would be tossed away due to expiration mandates.
Dear Men,
Well, it has finally happened. You have discovered that you aren t as naturally good-looking as you thought. Thanks to the pandemic, you now know you could use a little work, right?
Apparently, you don t feel like you look good on Zoom calls and other forms of video communication. Isn t that sad? (insert sarcasm). You mean after all this time you finally know what it feels like to be judged by your looks and feel insecure? How will you ever deal with such an emotional blow? (insert MORE sarcasm)
Does this mean you will have to take time before a virtual meeting to not only prepare for the meeting but put your face on too? What s next, making sure your hair looks good? Do you have enough time in your day for all of that prep work? You better schedule plenty of time on your daily calendar for that kind of maintenance. Don t even get me started on how much you are going to have to budget for all of the expensive and overpriced products you will need.
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Johny was last seen in 2020 Amazon Prime s Coolie No 1
New Delhi: Veteran comedian Johny Lever has a message to share with the world and it is don t touch me . The Raja Hindustani actor, made a hilarious Instagram reel along with his kids Jamie and Jessey Lever and posted it.
The reel will surely leave you rolling on the floor laughing. The comedian can be seen dancing on its coronavirus don t touch me and his facial expressions and dancing moves are riotous. Jamie and Jessey also add more fun to the drama with thier impeccable dance moves and expressions.
Dear
COVID-Vaccine Ethicist,
I work as part of a small team that must meet in person once or twice a week. (We’re careful to wear masks and maintain social distancing.) None of us has been vaccinated yet, but I recently learned that one member of our team let’s call him Dennis pronounces the “P” in “Pfizer.” Do I have an ethical obligation to correct him? Silent P.
You do not. In fact, I would suggest that you’re obligated
not to set your co-worker straight. Why? Because every time he says “Puh-FIZER,” Dennis brings a bit of joy to everyone within earshot. What could be more ethical than helping to spread joy? While you’re at it, get him to try to say “AstraZeneca,” too. And maybe “chiaroscuro.”
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